Student bloopers (a sampling)

I just dug up a file with some student blunders of a few years ago. I collect these every so often. These are pretty typical:

The Constitutional Democracy of the United states of America is old as hell and is still alive and kicking.

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In a society spewing with diversity, it is critical that all receive the same just treatment.

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However, gender consists of social classifications that help people determine sex.

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Personal liberty: This is the entitlement of being able to detect oneself.

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Therefore, as hold democracy as our prized possession, it can baffle us with its conflicting values.

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It seems like ninety five percent of the time government spends is taken up with sorting out the mass variety of the country.

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Constitutional democracy in toady's world is more speculating than in the past.

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As the country blossomed with new immigrants from England, France, Italy, Ireland, Germany and many other European countries, America was becoming forcefully overwhelmed with diversity.

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A man isn't a man without a woman at his side.

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After all, America is a derivative of merry old England.

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Even though Arson is a crime, something good comes out of it like insurance money.

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Confusion was the citizens of the state of Georgia.