For Sanford, or Ensign, or Vitter,
Whose political hopes seemed to glitter
The chasing of tail
(An objective so male)
Sent their presidential hopes down the shitter.
Now Newt used the word with an arr,
Didn't care he was going too far,
He seemed to forget,
To his own regret,
No wagon was hitched to his star.
So Cheney he came out so quick
To wield the proverbial stick;
So ready to pounce,
And even denounce;
But everyone thought him a Dick.