11 March 2006

More news from the twilight zone


A senior advisor to the chimp-in-chief was arrested for shoplifting this week after abruptly resigning last month. Of course:

Allen is a self-described born-again Christian who got his start in politics working for Jesse Helms (R), the conservative former North Carolina senator.

Shrub is shocked to hear the news. And I am Marie of Roumania.

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