Heil dir in Siegerkranz!

We've fought this war to keep us safe from terror,
the enemy's been beaten harder than a drum,
whoever says we're wrong is clearly deep in error
for our enemies have now been blown to kingdom come.
We fought the war to bring the Iraqis liberty
not for some drummed-up imaginary cause,
we went in there not to find some deadly WMD
but to restore true peace and honest civil laws.
The terrorists have fled, surrendered as we bid
them do at once, unnerved by our great power,
so bombs went off in Bali, London, and Madrid,
and innocents died in our victorious hour;
we've still succeeded, we have won the fight.
Mankind now bows, shocked and awed by our might.