Oh, what a lovely war

George said 'Saddam will erase
Our cities and set them ablaze,
Unless we invade
And thus cause to fade
In our minds this Iraqian craze.'

'Saddam's got the WMDs
To spread destruction on every breeze.
To give him what for
Is our reason for war,
Which will cause all our foemen to freeze.'

So George got the people's okay
To achieve his victorious day
With great shock and awe
He launched his great war
And then landed in triumphant array.

But what did his warriors find
As the looters robbed Iraq blind?
No WMDs
In the Iraqi leas,
But to call George a liar would be unkind.

So now after more than three years
Victory has achieved all our fears,
Our soldiers still die
For George's big lie
And their kinsfolk just cry and shed tears.

For George, and Rummy, and Dick
Continue to lay it on thick,
Proclaiming that they
Did it the right way,
Even though each of them is a prick.