Misunderestimated limericks

George says 'we're a nation of laws
But our enemies have given us cause
Because of their crimes
In these terrible times
To torture them without pause.'

'Our spies now have learned how to hoover
Up al-Qaeda and send them to Cuba;
Where our soldiers' sport
In that tropic resort
Is to turn each terrorist into a goober.'

George adds 'while I've got your attention,
I feel that I've just got to mention
That while Iraq
Is no walk in the park
To criticise me will lead to detention.'

Laura smiles, for though a schmuck her
Husband for bathos is a sucker;
But as more folks die
For each horrible lie
'George' has come to mean 'motherfucker'.