global warming

the summery heat has us down
our faces all form in a frown
but what is alarming
about global warming
when the president is but a clown?

george says well it's summer and hot
this global warming stuff is just rot
it isn't man-made
just lie in the shade
and wait until winter's time slot

when it's 80 degrees in december
you'll just have to sigh and remember
that it is much better
and a lot less wetter
than it was at 100 in november

meanwhile you just lie back and wait
we'll do something when it's too late
to calm down our weather
we'll run hell for leather
for the demon has got out the gate

we know that the thing's out of hand
when the heat rises to beat the band
manatees in new york
further north than the stork
and flamingoes now nest in the strand